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Your cart called. It needs roasting.
Cart Roast catches you before checkout, delivers the reality check your fourth beige hoodie deserves, and helps you spend with intention—not spreadsheet guilt.
Free plan at launch. No card required to join the list.
The anti-budgeting-app promise
Funny, useful, and never financially preachy.
Your call
We interrupt the impulse—not your autonomy. You always decide what stays.
Clear incentives
Affiliate suggestions are labeled, and a commission never changes your price.
Built for privacy
Share the joke, not your payment details or private account information.
One pause. Better choices.
Checkout, but with a brutally honest friend.
No expense categories. No shame spiral. Just a timely interruption that makes the unnecessary purchase impossible to ignore.
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Step 1
Roast before regret
Cart Roast appears at checkout and turns the questionable bits of your basket into a sharp, funny reality check.
“A fourth beige hoodie. Bold.”
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Step 2
Choose the smarter cart
Keep the thing you genuinely want, remove the impulse add-on, or compare a cheaper alternative without opening twelve tabs.
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Step 3
Share the evidence
Turn your roast into a ready-to-post card for your group chat or social feed—without exposing payment or account details.
Plans for questionable decisions
Start with the roast. Upgrade for backup.
Launch pricing is straightforward and cancellable. Early-access members will be notified before paid billing begins.
Free Roast
For solo shoppers who need one second opinion.
$0 forever
- Checkout roasts
- One-tap share cards
- Occasional cheaper alternatives
Cart Roast Plus
For couples, flatmates, and anyone whose group chat already audits their purchases.
$5/month
Fine print, minus the tiny type
Before you hand over your cart.
Consider this your intervention
Your next impulse buy deserves a second opinion.
Join Cart Roast early access and be first in line when checkout gets a sense of humor.